Rules of my Room

This room is private ....admittance by invitation only
No men allowed, except for good looking guys
Brothers are never welcome, unless they have good looking friends with them
It is forbidden to tidy up my room
My Diary and Letters are personal DO NOT TOUCH
When my friends are visiting, grown ups must not enter, except with food
Do not borrow clothes, make-up, CDs etc without permission
My drawers are booby trapped to prevent prowlers
Giggling and whispering is permitted
Secrets are allowed in my room
Grown ups should remember that my room is a Nag Free Zone